Main Jald Marne Wali Hoon

Wife : Main Jald Marne Wali Hoon,

Husband : Main Bhi Jald Marne Wala Hoon,

Wife : Tum Kyun Jaldi Marne Wale Ho,

Husband : Kyun K Mujh Se Itni Bari Khushi Bardasht Nahi Ho Gi..

Ghar Nahi Aa Sakti

Wife : Ghar Nahi Aa Sakti , Car Ka Gear, Steering, Break, Sab Chori Ho Gya Hai.

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After one hour,

She Calls Back : Aa Rahi Hoon Ghalti Se Pichli Seat Pe Beth Gai Thi :P :P

Woman Admire A Man

Woman admire a man,

Because he is strong,

But they love him for his weakness :P

Janu Tum Mujhe Ek Jagah Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhe Ek Jagah Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho.

Wife (Sharmate Hue) : Kahan Se Janu ?

Husband : Doooooooor Se :P :P :D