Ek Sardar Europe Gya

Ek Sardar Europe Gya Wahan Us Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Investigation Start Kar Di,

Sardar Ko English Nahi Aati Thi Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di,

Police Ne Uss Ko Pagal Samajh Kar Chor Diya,

Wife : Wah Sardar G Tusi Te Great Ho,

Sardar : O Aye Te Kuch V Nai Haly Te Main Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai C

Sardar Building Se Gira

Sardar Building Se Gira

Doctor : He is dead, Sardar suddenly wake up and said main zinda hoon,

Sardar's Wife : Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalon Bohta Pata Aye :P

Ek Sardar Ko Zong Mein

Ek Sardar Ko Zong Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gai,

Pehle Hi Din Call Agai K Sir Meri Zong Ki Sim Block Ho Gai Hai,

Sardar : Te Salya, Telenore Di Sim Le La :P :D

Kya Aap Haklate Hain

Doctor : Kya Aap Haklate Hain ?

Sardar : Nahi Sirf Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo Bolte Waqt

Doctor : Lakh Lanat Tere Te..

Meri Dictionary Mein

Hitler During Speech : Meri Dictionary Mein Impossible Ka Lafz Nahi Hai.

Sardar Uth K Bola : Te Mama Vekh K Leni C Na Dictionary :D

Light Nahi Hai

Sardar To Wife : Light Nahi Hai To Pankh To Chala Do,

Wife : Aakhir Sardar Hi Ho Na, Aqal To Hai Hi Nahi, Pankha Chalayen Ge To Mom Bati Bhuj Jaye Gi :P